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They were born just a month apart...
She claims she is the favorite child, but he is the son of the original favorite.
They've survived road trips, vacations, parties, and even a pandemic together.
Now, against all odds, here they are - graduating together.
Join their ecstatic and soon-to-be-bankrupt parents in celebrating the event of 2025 you can't miss.

Ally Long

as
The Graduating Girl

Born in 2007, Ally has managed to balance high school, several part time jobs and a full time relationship with Instagram. She's graduating with a strong caffeine tolerance and an even stronger selfie game. This fall, she's off to St. Bonaventure to study to become a Physician Assistant - because why not go from making lattes to saving lives?

We're incredibly proud, even if her phone battery works harder than she does before noon.

David Ethan Orlowski

as
The Graduating Boy

Born in 2007, Ethan has been mastering the art of doing just enough - earning a diploma with one eye on his phone and the other half-closed. He spends most of his time in full relaxation mode, occasionally breaking it up with kung fu practice - because every future IT pro should be able to code and karate chop. This fall, he's off to Alfred State College to study IT, which is great news for the tech world (and a solid excuse to spend the summer perfecting Mantis kung fu and sleep schedule).

We're incredibly proud - even if his most committed response lately has been "eh, sure."